Wanted work experience

The Football Association are seeking a highly experienced, qualified and knowledgeable football man for a token work experience role as an Englishman in team Italia.

Duties:
-Essential duties - Coffee making (Expresso, cappuccino, latte, Macchiato), photocopying teamsheets, bench warming.
-Coaching - Placing cones in straight lines and at regular intervals.
-Selection role - distributing bibs at training.
-Translation - turning sophisticated tactical instructions into comprehensible cliches fit for a footballer.

Qualifications:
-Languages -Fluent Italian is essential for this role but GCSE French acceptable compromise.
-Broken English sufficient
-English nationality
-Championship manager experience is a bonus (preferably the latest edition).
-Two GCSE would be an advantage.
-Business acumen an advantage - current criminal charges frowned upon.

Must maintain standards of previous work experience incumbents Steve Mclaren, Sammy Lee,
Brian Kidd, David Platt, Bryan Robson and make the top man look like a genius.

Hours - demanding 9-5 for 10 weeks of the year
Salary -scandalous +expenses
Bonuses - extended summer holidays
- Opportunity to travel to Kazakhstan, Andorra and Ayia Napa.

Job prospects - short term -opportunity for brief stint in senior management.
- long term -commentary work and management in league one.

Apply in writing to Fabio at Football Atalia headquarters.